There is...

A website where you can list symptoms and it will give you a diagnosis. Today, I have bad hair, a sore head and a discharge from my mouth...am looking up now....oh.
Anyway, I have decided I love databases. The symptoms one is here. It even gives you the top 50 symptoms to choose from as an alternative list so you can make sure you are part of the greater population.

Um, something else has happened in the last 24 hours. Actually 12 hours. I feel quite sick to the stomach with what I am about to say. Here goes...I broke my boyfriends computer. OK, I said it. It seems not long ago I chronically and repeatedly mis-pronounced his surname and now I have risen to the echelons of breaking his stuff. We may as well get married. Of course I truly did not mean to. I have tried to do some research into how to fix the file (it is a corrupt boot file) and it seems as though everything I have found and read, I watched him do himself last night. Oh dear! I may as well throw his dvd's out on the street. It was an ACCIDENT and I am SORRY.