I am tired

I am too tired to write, too tired to think and too tired to go to bed. I have study to do and I have a 12, 000 word essay to write. The essay is not due till November, but I have to have an outline handed in by Friday. I need some ideas please! The following are the best I can do right now in my tired tired tired world.

This essay is about more stuff than you can imagine you want to read. In fact no one will ever probably read it and this was a gargantuan waste of three months of my life. I wanted to do another article, but they usually top out at 5000-6000 words, so I am already aiming far too high, but a word count is a word count and I will be linking two different, but related topics together.

This essay is about how smart I am and how well I can think of cool words and put them in sentences that then barely make sense, but that does not matter because they look cool. I will also not completely understand my topics and quite often or not go off on sidebars and tangents which are hysterical and more often than not completely off topic or wrong, just to fill up the word limit and to try and over correct for my complete ignorance. I will name drop by providing an email source from a recognised academic even if all they told me was to nick off.

Meh.