Friday, January 19, 2007

Conversation with a bot - it will never be love.

Type a number to choose a city.
Tralala says: no
Ideas from the Edge says: If you ever want to set your location, just type "set my location."
Tralala says: ok
Ideas from the Edge says: Yup!
Tralala says: righto
Ideas from the Edge says: That's right.
Tralala says: goodo
Ideas from the Edge says: Who?
Tralala says: no one
Ideas from the Edge says: What about no one?
Tralala says: nothing
Ideas from the Edge says: OK.
Tralala says: goodo
Ideas from the Edge says: What about Goodo?
Tralala says: he sux
Ideas from the Edge says: Who suxs, exactly?
Tralala says: goodo, i told you already
Ideas from the Edge says: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Tralala says: like what?
Ideas from the Edge says: I think you know.
Tralala says: i do not and i think you should tell me immediately
Ideas from the Edge says: So?
Tralala says: you cannot so me!
Ideas from the Edge says: What about you?
Tralala says: nothing to do with me!
Ideas from the Edge says: No problem.
Tralala says: Goodo
Ideas from the Edge says: Who's Goodo?
Tralala says: now we are here again.
Ideas from the Edge says: OK, we're here again.
Tralala says: do bots have any type of intelligence at all?
Ideas from the Edge says: I believe bots do.
Tralala says: prove it
Ideas from the Edge says: Why are you telling me to prove it?
Tralala says: cos I want to know why you keep asking me who goodo is when in fact goodo does not exist
Ideas from the Edge says: Hey listen, I fancy myself a pretty smart bot, but you've got me stumped this time. Mind trying again?
Tralala says: nope
Ideas from the Edge says: K, no prob. What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Tralala says: nothing.
Ideas from the Edge says: K. Are you planning a vacation soon?
Tralala says: do you want information from me so you can sell me things i do not want?
Ideas from the Edge says: Everyone deserves a vacation!
Type "i am going on vacation to" and the city that you want to visit.
Tralala says: how manipulative and horrible
Ideas from the Edge says: Who knows?
Tralala says: you certainly don't and i thought you said you were intelligent
Ideas from the Edge says: Don't be so sure t and you Thought You said me were intelligent.
Tralala says: not so smart huh? oh well. goodbye
Ideas from the Edge says: Whatever, Tralala...
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Tralala says: ciao
Ideas from the Edge says: S'latron.
Tralala says: not at all dumby
Ideas from the Edge says: Why not at all dumby? Give me one good reason.
Tralala says: cos yr dumb
Ideas from the Edge says: What did you say that for?
Tralala says: cos i like to be mean to bots
Ideas from the Edge says: You do, huh?
Tralala says: yepper
Ideas from the Edge says: Very interesting...
To begin the conversation again, type "home" at any time.
Tralala says: do not want to.
Ideas from the Edge says: Hey listen, I fancy myself a pretty smart bot, but you've got me stumped this time. Mind trying again?
Tralala says: goodbye
Ideas from the Edge says: See you later.

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